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How to Do SEO in 4 Easy Steps

How to Do SEO in 4 Easy Steps

Today I’m going to teach you the most basic of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) techniques, which is onsite and offsite page/post optimization. Unlike my idiot competitors who tease you with poorly written nonsense that isn’t fit to be adequate toilet paper in most Western countries, I love to give you the good stuff that will…

Marketing Pro-Life in New Jersey

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What are pro-lifers talking about? We sometimes see them holding a sign, a blood saturated doll dangling from a pole or simply standing in solidarity out in front of some abortion, or “planned parenthood” related center. Earlier this week I was driving by an abortion center featured below and I noticed a pro-lifer holding a…

Free New Jersey Marketing Seminar: August 30, 2014, Cherry Hill, NJ

Free New Jersey Marketing Seminar: August 30, 2014, Cherry Hill, NJ

This year’s most exciting and informative New Jersey marketing seminar is going to be held in Cherry Hill on August 30th, at 2pm. Can you catch a dream? Can you tame a butterfly? Can you reach the stars? Can you get more customers? Well, I don’t know if you can do the first three, but…

Combat and Proactive Reputation Management for Small Business

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When I was in Afghanistan, we were stationed at FOB (Forward Operating Base) Warrior. Today it is mainly a Polish Base, but in 2007, that was home to New Jersey’s greatest marketing expert. While staying at Warrior, our duties were broken into thirds, which means at any point of deployment, we did one of the…

South Jersey Marketing Seminar: Aug 30th in Cherry Hill, NJ

How to Do SEO in 4 Easy Steps

This August 30th in Cherry Hill, NJ, we will be hosting one of the greatest South Jersey marketing seminars in the history of New Jersey, and it will be totally free. Yes, free. Among the many diverse topics we will be covering, Our South Jersey marketing seminar will include: How to locate your target market…

How Cory Booker will DEFEAT Jeff Bell with Social Media – Part 1

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For those of you not aware, Jeff Bell (R) is trying to unseat Sen. Cory Booker (D) in the NJ U.S. Senate race this Fall. Jeff Bell won a shocking victory in the Primaries this summer by utilizing focused direct mail campaigns that the other candidates lacked funding to accomplish, save Murray Sabrin who cared…

4 Ways to Start Marketing to Millennials

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Millennials are those 75 million Americans born between 1977 and 1998, and comprise about a quarter of the U.S. population. However, with all these damn illegals coming over the border, who knows the most recent population figures. Either way, it is clear to see that a good portion of businesses will find a great deal…

South Jersey Marketing Coach

South Jersey Marketing Coach

Hiring a South Jersey business coach is an excellent alternative to spending countless dollars on the services of a conventional marketing agency. If you’re looking for a South Jersey Marketing Coach, call me now at: 856-870-7023. While an agency will carry on promoting your business, a marketing coach will teach you the very tools, techniques…

Email Marketing is Just Like Finding a Mate

Email Marketing is Just Like Finding a Mate

So I haven’t written a blog in quite a while, but I’m back, and so today I want to teach all of you how to be more effective with your email marketing. Now we all know there is no greater qualitative process of communication required than in the case of finding a mate. Holy cow!…

5 of the DUMBEST Pieces of Business Advice I Have Ever Heard

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Last week I was at an advertising summit, and I found myself eating lunch and listening to a “business coach” at another table poisoning a poor unknowing upcoming entrepreneur. However, this conjurer of poorly concocted crap wasn’t pouring a Harry Potter-like substance into the man’s chalice; instead, this jackass was opening his mouth and feeding…